The Former Telescope Mercenary

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Döppelganger

Weird.

I got home after a dangerous ride home and found a message on my answering machine. The person said 'Hi this is a call for Matt K*****, I'm calling becuase the property insurance for (insert greek frat letters here) expires on October 6 and we should get to work on that before it expires."

Ohh-kayyy. I scratch my head for a moment but put it out of my mind.

Later than evening the phone rings.

"Hello"

"hi! Matt?"

"Yes."

"This is Scott _____"

"OK"

"Yeah, I'm calling about the property insurance for (greek letters)"

"the what?"

"The property insurance for (greek letters)"

"Uhh, what was that for" (at this point I am searching my brain for something relevant. I've been caught flatfooted before)

"The fraternity, (greek letters)"

"errr"

"Aren't you in (greek letters)"

"no. I've never been in a Fraternity."

"This is Matt K_____. right"

"Yes, but its pronounced K_____"

"Uh, and you live on Green St.?"

"Yes, but I've never been in a fraternity."

"That's odd...Green street in Manyunk, right"

"No, that's Green Lane, I'm on Green St. in Fairmount."

"Oh weird, theres another Matt K______?"

"There aren't too many of us."

"Oh man..."

It went on from there. But the gist of it is: There is another MK in town.

5 Comments:

At 11:11 AM, Blogger telescopemerc said...

You can never have enough.

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Wendi said...

But here's what's truly scary: he's a fratboy.

Ugh.

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Abby Scott said...

More than one person with the same name?

Impossible!

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger telescopemerc said...

My last name is not exactly common, my dear Abby. What's scarier is that every person born with that last name (in the US) is likely a distant cousin of mine.

I knew of one other MK, via ego surfing, but I thought he was elsewhere.

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger telescopemerc said...

Oh, and everyone go read Abby's blog. I command it.

 

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